I decided to write up some of my favorite qoutes. A lot of these are really good. If you have any you think I might like to add to this page, Send them to me!

It's a dog eat dog world, just be glad you aren't wearing milkbone underwear. ---W. Falk, Las Vegas NV.

Give no time to finding fault or criticism. ---Marvin J. Ashton

Well done is better than well said. ---Gwen Haymore

Do what you love, love what you do, and deliver more than you promise. ---Harvey McKay

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. ---Phillip Dormer Stanhope, Earl of Chesterfield

It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end. ---Leonardo da Vinci

Resolved: never to do anything which I should be afraid to do if it were the last hour of my life. ---Jonathan Edwards

I've taken my fun where I've found it. ---Rudyard Kipling

Leave no question in anyone's mind as to where you stand. ---L. Aldin Porter

The right to do something doesn't mean that doing it is right. ---William Safire

There is no defeat except for those who give up. ---Joseph B. Wirthlin

Don't mistake kindness for weakness. ---Jane Duncan

All must fall, and those who stand the highest fall hardest. ---Phyrexian Scriptures

I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees. ---Unknown

Over there is your life waiting to be lived. ---Claudia R.

Never, never, never give up. ---Sir Winston S. Churchill

The flak is always the heaviest closest the target. ---Boyd K. Packer

All the water in the world cannot sink the smallest ship unless it gets inside. ---Boyd K. Packer

He whose face gives no light shall never become a star. ---William Blake

Learn to control the power, never let it control you. ---Raistlin Majere

Do not enter with defeat in your heart for that is the first victory of evil. ---Raistlin Majere

The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again. ---Vince Lombardi

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. ---Thomas Edison

I do not seek. I find. ---Pablo Picasso

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

Only those who are willing to risk going to far will ever know how far they can truly go. ---Tonya Howington

Reach for the stars and make it to the moon.

Use the talents you have, for the woods would be silent is no birds sang but the best.

Love like you have never been hurt; work like you don't need the money; and dance like no one is watching. ---Grace Nation

Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days it will be. ---Jeremy Schwartz

Heroes and winners aren't always the same people. ---Michael Kevin Farrell

It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness. ---Motto of the Christopher Society

Don't wait for your ship to come in; swim out to it. ---Unknown

Blowing out someone else's candle doesn't make yours shine any brighter.- ---Submitted by Unknown

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. ---George Carlin

I'm lost. I'm going to find myself. If I return before I get back, please ask me to wait. ---L. Lionel Kendrick

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes, too.

People who keep their feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting their pants on. ---Kanika Bahl

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing! ---Leo Buscagolia

Insanity Prevails. ---Chris Swindle

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same! -Daniel Knode

A word to the wise ain't necessary, its the stupid ones who need all the advice. -Bill Cosby

In the manned space programme's early days, Nasa spent $1 million to develop a pen that wrote upside down. The Russians used a pencil. -Focus

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.

Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up.

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance

There are easier things in life than finding a good man.... nailing Jell-o to a tree for instance.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful.

I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap! -Jack Handey

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." -Jack Handey

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. -Jack Handey

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. -Andrew J Smith

Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

"I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it." -Jack Handey

Never try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time, and you annoy the pig. -Dick Wilson

I got a dog and named him "Stay". Now, I go "Come here, Stay!". After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all. -Farmer Peterson

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. -Jay Leno

History is the lies historians agree upon. -Voltaire

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

It takes the village to raise the village idiot.

"If you can read this, then you're close enough that I can slam on my brakes and sue you for all you're worth". -Bumper Sticker

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. -Steven Wright

You'll learn from your mistakes if you live through them.

Live every day like it's your last because someday you'll be right.

The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.

Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you... Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

It's better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and leave no doubt.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers. -Jim Harkins