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The Death of the Powerpuff Girls
Written by Razaar
This story does contain a scene in which the Powerpuff Girls get toasted like marshmallows. If you *like* the Powerpuff Girls don't read this and then E-Mail me and gripe. You have been warned. OK, this is an elongated version of a story I wrote when the evil Powerpuff Girls came on TV.
A dimensional portal opened and three blasts of light came through. They had arrived.
Close-up on Bubbles and Blossom.
"Where are we, Blossom?"
"I don't know Bubbles."
"Well wherever it is it isn't Townsville." Buttercup said.
"How do you know?" Bubbles asked.
"Think about it, is the sky green? Are the clouds purple?"
"No."
"Then lets say that we are not in Townsville any more."
Meanwhile...
The Turbokat streaked across a green sky. T-Bone and Razor are out on patrol. Razor looks at the radar screen and says to T-Bone, "I'm picking up some weird disturbances in our area. We'd better check it out."
"Roger that."
As the two SWAT Kats approach the area where the disturbance was, a glow lights up the cockpit of the Turbokat. T-Bone and Razor look out and see three hairless creatures with strange eyes looking back in at them.
T-Bone looks back and asks, "What are you lookin' at, ugly?"
Razor asks T-Bone, "What are those things? Do you think they are some of Dr. Vipers mutations?"
"No, I think they're ugly."
"T-Bone!"
"Ha Ha. Sorry."
The Powerpuff Girls fly down to land on a building. T-Bone and Razor decide they should follow, to find out what they want.
When the SWAT Kats step out of the Turbokat, the Powerpuff Girls begin to treat them like they were house pets.
"Aww, look at the kitties!" Bubbles exclaimed.
"They're cute." Blossom said.
"I don't like this Razor. Let's get the heck out of here." T-Bone said to his companion.
"Let's pet them!" Buttercup said.
"Nooooo! I'm not gonna let them take me alive!!" Razor screamed as he pulled out his Glovatrix.
T-Bone follows in action. The SWAT Kats load them in a split second and by the time the Powerpuff Girls realized what was happening, the SWAT Kats had shot them all with mini Tarpedo missiles. The SWAT Kats then proceeded to fire matchhead missiles at them, which set them on fire and proceeded to turn Bubbles, Buttercup, and Blossom into three neat little piles of dust.
Then the announcer runs in.
"You stupid cats! Don't you realize who you've just killed? You killed the Powerpuff Girls!!! Waahaahabboo hoo!!"
"I guess they'll just have to change their names." T-Bone said.
"I'll kill you for this!! I'll tell Ted that you are hiding out on C. N. I'll get you canned again! You hear me?"
Suddenly Charli drops in and put a bomb on his back. He sets the timer to go off when he gets back to Townsville. The announcer runs off to tell Ted, who just happens to be in the Mayor of Townsvilles office. (Ba Da da! Hee hee, I just had to do that, you know get in a quick right left on tED tURNER!)
"What was the big idea? Why did you send those freaks here?" Razor asked Charli.
"Well, I thought you might like some live practice targets. I see that you really don't need to practice." Charli said twitching his tail.
"Why didn't you just send them to someone else, like Captain Planet, Alvin and the Chipmunks, or what about Fantastic Max? Oh, oh I got it you could have sent them to Space Ghost, I'm sure Zorak, Moltar, and Brak would just die laughing at Space Ghost when he opened this big box and out they popped!"
"All right, Razaar. Calm yourself. I think that it's about time for us to get out of here. Oh, and you might want to get the janitor to sweep up this mess and give it a burial at sea, or in the toilet whichever you prefer." Charli said as he walked away. "See ya' guys."
See ya' Charli." T-Bone and Razor said as they headed back to their hanger.